Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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