You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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