Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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