On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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