i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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