I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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