Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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