real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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