sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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