New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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