I hate your face
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
People in love make me want to vomit
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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