I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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