ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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