Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't deserve a penis
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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