i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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