Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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