I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
