So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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