If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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