I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
