It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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