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say what?
wanna hang out?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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