I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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