Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She bit a glass in half.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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