I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
