I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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