I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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