Got a toothbrush?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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