i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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