The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
