what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
