I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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