Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
How does it feel to date your dad?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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