do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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