I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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