Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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