just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We're too hungover to prance.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
