dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
