quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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