we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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