fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This is my gift to your gina
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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