I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
