And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Randomize
