I hate your face
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Everything about him screamed your future.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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