does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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