Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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