I just cut my nipple shaving
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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