Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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