ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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