How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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