Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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